well fuck

this seems to be the best way to update you all on my life when i am incredibly lazy...

updates from my facebook messages/posts/stati

status updates:
needs to write a paper... riiiiight now
hates facebook for taunting her with metro station and her inability to go to the concert.
would appreciate it if stupid boys dumped their gfs and got with her friends so she could live vicariously kthxbai.
: if this was mills this would be the time of night i ran up and down the halls in a blanket trying to find free food and distractions.
is hoping to god that susana is joking... and looking forward to tomorrow, LAST day of work!

messages:
baha so just got out of class
best quote ever (concerning ministering to indians and peole like that)
We didn't bring them God. They already had god, better than we did too. you want to know what we brought them? syphilis.

anyways... paper due tomorrow blurghhhhh

and then last day of work wednesday, thanksgiving which will bea n epic bitch for me... and the day after which will also be a bitch. i hate thanksgiving. day after is relieved due to shopping but its still epically awful

then my job is over and i get to just be for awhile. finish xmas shopping (ps kids send me your mailing addresses at home kthxbai) and hopefully spend a week in tucson with susana... probably not though but its a hope i have.
oh shes going

(On a concert I was supposed to go to but got ditched) "shes just going with her friend
driving with her friend
doesnt want to give me a ride
and good luck finding a ride down hope i see you

even though this was supposed to be OUR trip OUR concert OUR thing

yes fol"
"uhm
just talked to cory (guy i graduated with and guy in my phil. class) for like over an hour and a half on the phone...
he called because he thought my status meant i liked a guy with a girlfriend... and he kind of ended the call with asking me to hang out with him friday saturday. depending. cause he asked another girl to hang out this weekend for gelato but doesnt know which day she'll pick... haha not as assholey as it sounds... his on again off again girl friend of like 2 and a half months finally legit-ly ended it and hes still kind of feels awkward with other girls... anyways

hes a mall cop right? guess what his best story is? okay there are two ONE a car BURST INTO FLAME in the parking garage
and TWO there was a giant LIGHTSABER FIGHT IN THE FOOD COURT"
"je suis fucked je suis fucked
i fell asleep
and didnt finish
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck


a dance went with that song too"
"my mom has jury duty
but tomorrows my last day of WORK!
now on to news of my BADASSNESS
so after philosophy today i was like hey cory... wheres the uhhh big building with all the offices in it... i need to pay my tuition. and hes like you mean the admissions and records office? and im like yeah that one... and hes like how do you nto know where it is and im like uhm... and hes like right... and he has a motorcycle so he was like uhm why dont i give you a ride haha and iw as like hmm... and he was like cause you know short skirts and heels on a bike works amazing... and iw as like you know waht... ill do it. and hes like what? and im like yup and hes like but... heels (better to grip the foot rest with) and skirt... (mehhh) and so i took my things back to my car and he was like oh what about my backpack? and im like ha ill drive if you want. and i was all dead serious about it and he was like GAHHHH! and i was like jk kid calm a bit... so anyways i rode on his motorcycle across campus and on myw ay back to my car i was told to tell my "boyfriend that his bike is really awesome" by this random guy and that he has the same one in blue and wants to race cory...

and then i went to work and didnt work and was hungry.
my day
also
zach (betsys friend) in az? buying me dinner tomorrow after work? yay i have friends again! susana let chris borrow the camera that she took our scandalous photos on... and guess what... HE SAW THEM!
i should be in tucson at a concert right now
but im NOT
also
my teacher said that the paper i could turn in late... no worries no points off blah blah blah and im like YES!"

wall to wall with betsy:
Me: also as for that bumperstick about how mills makes you all I HAVE A CRUSH ON EVERY BOY!

you get out in the real world and it doesnt change... youre just hit with the realization that you no longer have the excuse of going to a womens college for your lack of love/sexlife
Bets: awww :(

well as soon as you get into a real college, it will be boys galore! dont even pretend like you don't have crazy hookups whenever you set foot on any campus for a weekend, bb
Me: aha crazy hook ups with... a guy from south america, a high school student and... yeah thats about it... haha
Bets: plus that other guy who was interested, but shy and awkward...

wait, story of our lives
Me: haha i know right

do those count as hook ups
where a guys like uhmmmm and youre like yes? and hes like "im going to say i really like you or imply it and then completely disappear okay? and youre like uh... and then hes gone

so if you havent gathered im suddenly like... full of guys being interested in me? like wtf since when right? lus its nice cause none of them are that serious about it so its like ladeedah dinner with this guy and then that weekend dinner with a different guy and all the while planning a trip to tucson to see a different guy

chat sesh with kristen basically wrapping everything up
fuck... ok so look cute for dinner tomorrow but not like... RAWR hes underage... and a bit of a manwhore
look cute but casual for my random casual hangout with cory this weekend
and get the fuck down to tucson
since when do i have boys?
like
thats what i have you and betsy for


also fuck me for not being at a concert right now